That Sexy Eva

I have not read it yet, but I am sure that the subject has already been addressed, the real reason for world war two, women. Before you start to throw a fit and claim I am a chauvinistic unreliable joke, I have no sources but truthiness.

As the typical motivation for everything, women were the impetus for the Fascist movement that facilitated the world war. You don’t need to be a woman to know that females love power-regardless of the source, be it political, physical, or automobile.

Hitler and all his Fascist buddies not doubt struggled in the persuasive art of courting the ladies and political power seemed the easiest solution.

Eva Braun may not seem like quite the catch, but at thirty-three the fifty-six year old Adolf could have done a lot worse. And, as we all know, its not cheating if its with a girl in another country, so the constant invasion of the surrounding countries was the perfect alibi.

Your probably kicking yourself, thinking its so obvious, why didn’t I think of this? but why the holocaust? That is the easiest explanation and likely the powder keg for the entire war. It is not hard to imagine that in his childhood, Adolf got dissed by some smoking Hebrew chick.

Some doubters might still be skeptical, thinking that this kind of logic would suggest Mona Lisa is responsible for Leonardo’s painting. This is obviously not the case, but you can’t tell me that Leonardo did not get into Mona Lisa’s pants (seriously, look at that smirk).


So, the next time your teachers try to explain trade embargoes and national alliances, tell them to get bent because you know the real reason for the war, the same reason for just about everything.