Does anyone else ever get caught so off guard that they are forced to reconsider reality?

I remember one day in Baltimore, walking down the street, trying to recall the words to the Flintstones, when a man ran past me and did a face plant off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic. I immediately jogged over to help him when I realized that he was strung out on something I must be completely ignorant to, but why was I thinking about the Flinstones?

So, there you have it. Strange things are constantly flying in and out of this bizarre concept of a brain. You may be talking to me about this “way cool new website,” but I’m thinking have I ever been the passenger of a car that was also transporting a monkey (because I would hate to miss that)?

Despite these strange thoughts, I am constantly shocked at the even stranger things that make it through someone else’s mind and out there mouth.

Somehow my roommate has convinced himself that I’m the reason he is getting kicked out. Forget the fact that he has yet to pay rent on this or the previous apartment (owned by the same landlord), and has yet to work a single day in the past month (also for the same landlord). OK, I get it. Your mind has made some drastic leaps to come up with this, but you actually voiced this to me?

p.s. He just told me that his Mortal Combat character is the "lord of demons for every realm?"