myfaceter-hater

Remember ten years ago when cell phones were a luxury? I do. And I remember making sly remakes about/around people who had them. I don’t think I was jealous, but my young self could be crafty with justification.

Five years latter people were exchanging email addresses at parties. This was also besieged with baseless scorn.

Now, myspace, facebook, and friendster are receiving similar responses and I’m sick of it. It’s all about convenience and these “social” networking tools are the epitome of current convenience. I’ll admit, there are some creepy connections within its convenience factor, but just because you don’t know how to follow a girls cell phone, cross referenced with google earth, doesn’t mean cell phones can’t be creepy too.

I’m all for every attempt to bring down “big brother,” but until then I’m not going to be content setting up house calls with calling cards delivered by hand.

(Seriously, anywhere you can find a picture of an animated dj in a bikini should be praised)