Here are some catchy new phrases that will undoubtedly get plastered around the advertising world soon.

Cell Phowned, as in; don’t get cell phowned with other providers plans.

Grocereasy, as in; this store will make shopping grocereasy!

Flavorite, as in; every flavor will be your flavorite.

Toiletters, as in; write your friend with toiletters stationary.

Masculint, as in; buy that stuff that collects in a mans bellybutton.

Hondumb, as in; don’t be Hondumb, buy a Toyota.

Silverwarian race, as in; you need to show us your pedigree to buy this product.

Scarfat, as in; hide your fat chin with our scarfat.

Luggagelato, as in; travel with a full stomach and in style with our luggagelato.

JackOedipus, as in; buy our jacket and have sex with your mom.