O-CHA (the name of a restaurant)

I was in the mood for some Thai food the other day and I found a little restaurant on Wickenden St. The food was not that good, but the place mats were entertaining. While waiting for my food I found myself disagreeing with what I assumed they thought were mistakes. So, I listed all the mistakes, why they are not, and why many of them are actually good ideas.

I realize that a random reader of this blog will recognize the waste of time it was to create this, but what’s more of a waste, making or reading it?



1- 2 What do you expect someone to hit a football with?
3 Her family can’t afford two socks, that’s cruel of you to consider that a mistake.
4 An upside down sign will attract more attention than a right side up sign –actually a pretty good idea.
5 Why not? A post-modern approach to traffic signs.
6 No face? No problem.
7 She has no eyes, what do you expect?
8 The dad is into hip-hop, no big.
9 Why waste all that valuable rainwater on the ground when you could be
collecting it?
10 Ducks need to go for walks too.
11 He wants to empathize with his duck for waking with flippers.
12 All cats belong in cages.
13 Direct light on a page can be harmful to your eyes.
14 Perhaps the subject of the picture likes to hang from ceilings.
15 Three legs are steadier than four because it takes three points to make a plain, the fourth can only cause problems.
16 The sun and the moon are often in the same sky.
17 Small windows only require half a curtain.
18 I’ve always had a hard time spelling February anyway.
19 How many days are in February?
20 I would love a carrot tree.
21 Perhaps he has poor circulation in his left hand.
22 His uniform is inside out, it’s always hard to tell with that cheesecloth like fabric.
23 Maybe he’s a Cowboy’s fan.
24 Perhaps his friends stole his football so he stole their baseball (not real good friends, if you ask me)?
25 Too often people are putting houses in trees, it’s about time someone put a tree on a house.
26 I’ve worn roller-skates while riding a scooter and it’s hellafun.
27 Maybe he’s from Canada where everyone has square wheels?
28 No helmet, well he’s going nowhere with that square tire anyway.
29 Square wheels again? This will keep your chocolate milk shaken.
30 She lost a shoe. Obviously she’s having a bad day anyway so lay off.
31 Nowadays everyone is shortening long words like “scheg” instead of schedule.
32 Maybe it’s a “toys r’ us” thing
33 Plenty of people dress up their dogs. Perhaps they were going for the Sherlock Holmes thing?
34 She should meet the guy with the duck.
35 Wicked cool flower, nothing wrong with that.
36 What? Does the sun never come out in the winter?